The best summer diary

I promised to have an amazing summer so i will publish it all!
kikiishiskitty:

AND THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH THAT
NONE AT ALL
I AM FUCKIN THIN WITH TOUCHING THIGHS IT’S REALLY NOT A BIG DEAL 

kikiishiskitty:

AND THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH THAT

NONE AT ALL

I AM FUCKIN THIN WITH TOUCHING THIGHS IT’S REALLY NOT A BIG DEAL 


(Source: sexdrugsandnutella, via surreptitiouslyhomestuck)

clockworkkanella:

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Albus Dubledore’s cat!!

clockworkkanella:

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Albus Dubledore’s cat!!

(Source: arvidabystrom, via surreptitiouslyhomestuck)

chaystar:

nuck-n-futs:

princesse-azula:

my-sanctuary-is-simple-and-clean:

chakrams-and-shit:

eclecticmuses:

agentpaxieamor:

doyourwardance:

stepchildofthesun:

KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. ONLY ATTEMPT WITH A TRAINED CHEMIST OR A SCIENTIFIC PROFESSIONAL AND PLENTY OF BALLS.

At Chemistry Club of Phillps Exeter Academy, we fire bend. No big deal.

Here are the procedures:

  1. Mix an ample amount of soap and water.
  2. Make methane bubbles with this mixture.
  3. Take off anything on your arms (including watches, bracelets, long sleeves, etc.)
  4. Soak your hands completely
  5. Scoop up bubbles.
  6. place hand vertically over but slightly to the side of a lighted candle, so the bubble overhanging from your palm is directly over the candle.
  7. Do not panic.
  8. The fire will form upwards so do not face your palm downwards. Always face it upwards.
  9. WATCH IT BURN

raaaaaaaaaaaaad

I’ve done this! It’s really cool to see up close :D

SCIENCE

FireBending 

//WHY CAN YOU FIREBEND IN REAL LIFE AND I CAN’T???

I’VE DONE THIS!!

(via most-awkward-moments)

wutevrz:

Holy shit, that’s fucking scary!!!

wutevrz:

Holy shit, that’s fucking scary!!!

(via surreptitiouslyhomestuck)

fagger00ni:

incises:

ive never watched this and not laughed

me

that… that was just b-e-a-utiful.

(via surreptitiouslyhomestuck)

gldsfgyajbnvbrggrtgai that’s great

(Source: riddlemetom, via surreptitiouslyhomestuck)

videohall:

A macaw about to unleash his evil plot

“I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.”

oh, my fucking god i want one!!

(via surreptitiouslyhomestuck)

ask-the-onceler-of-time:

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.
if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.

((I know I’ve already reblogged this, but I have a message I want to add.
I first reblogged this at around, say… one hour ago. I patted myself on the back for doing my part, and tried to go back to what I was doing before, namely writing for the blog.
The key word being tried.
What happened instead that I could only focus for a few minutes before I had to go back and see how many more notes were added.
Seeing as how the urge to write comes randomly at best, I just shrugged it off and went to read grreengrrl’s archieve (since I never follow a person without first reading everything on their tumblr page, and I always follow my followers back, even if it means I have 500 or more pages to read through.)
However, I still kept going back to this post. It was maddening to say the least, just staring there waiting for the counter to go up. It wasn’t even the almost obsessive refreshing of the page that was bothering me (I read Homestuck, for god’s sake!)
It was the realization that his friend is probably doing the exact same thing, looking to see how many people really care about his friend.
And so, I humbly ask my followers: please reblog this. If not for Willard’s sake, then for his friend.))

ask-the-onceler-of-time:

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.

if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.


((I know I’ve already reblogged this, but I have a message I want to add.

I first reblogged this at around, say… one hour ago. I patted myself on the back for doing my part, and tried to go back to what I was doing before, namely writing for the blog.

The key word being tried.

What happened instead that I could only focus for a few minutes before I had to go back and see how many more notes were added.

Seeing as how the urge to write comes randomly at best, I just shrugged it off and went to read grreengrrl’s archieve (since I never follow a person without first reading everything on their tumblr page, and I always follow my followers back, even if it means I have 500 or more pages to read through.)

However, I still kept going back to this post. It was maddening to say the least, just staring there waiting for the counter to go up. It wasn’t even the almost obsessive refreshing of the page that was bothering me (I read Homestuck, for god’s sake!)

It was the realization that his friend is probably doing the exact same thing, looking to see how many people really care about his friend.

And so, I humbly ask my followers: please reblog this. If not for Willard’s sake, then for his friend.))

(via surreptitiouslyhomestuck)

girren:

adieumotherfuckers:

gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

OH GOD, THIS IS IT, I’M DEAD, I CAN’T BREATHE ANYMORE

oh my god XD

(Source: tyleroakley, via surreptitiouslyhomestuck)